That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics
Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
Chemtrails Are Obviously Causing Global Warming. Thanks, Secret Atlantis.
Some people say that the chemtrails are just huge quantities of harmless ice shards floating up in the sky. These people are clearly lying, as anything that convenient and scientifically plausible has to be a secret cover-up, right? Besides, ice can't float in air! Everyone knows that! So these things must be poison. But who...
