ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST EXTREME OF OLD TIME SPORTS? HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.
So, in order to eliminate those pesky human libidos and show penance, they would whack off the attached bits of fruit. This meant pretty much anything that hangs -- for men, that's ballsacks and for women, that's boobies.
I’m sitting here, having just wasted three hours only to remind myself how little I actually know about anything. I’m in awe, once again, at the cyclic nature of humanity, how little has really changed when it comes down to it, and how knowledge is so beautiful.
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goddamn aren’t bugs fucked up tho.
Imagine ol weiner nose here drooling snot everywhere. Just gallons and gallons of snot dripping all over, everywhere, it won't stop, it just keeps frothing and drooling and collecting dirt and it's the red-green-orange kind of phlegm just discharging and ejecting from the Willy Nostrils.
These giant assholes not only look terrifying, they were mean motherfuckers.
So, dear readers, before you commence sqwoobling under the sheets tonight, consider which organ it is exactly that secretes all that love.