Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
Many people are making quite a to-do over emoji, one of the OED’s new words of the year, but it’s time to face the facts, people: emojis are not new, not by a long shot.
It's not rocket science — cause equals effect. And this video shows how Daylight Savings Time a.k.a. the most idiotic form of U.S policy since The New Deal is often (but not always) responsible for earthquakes.
We have a definitive, fool-proof way to keep the NSA from using your phone to follow your movements. It sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it is. And we're here to show you the way! For free!
There are many, many styles of play, though there are very few teams; it is more or less a solo sport, like golf or blumpkins.
DARWIN’S THEORY OF EVOLUTION The fittest make love for children like their parents. Tough luck, dinosaurs.
It is September 13th, 2015 and Super Mario Bros. came out on September 13th, 1985. That is exactly 30 years! I AM ON TIME FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE WITH THIS POINTLESS SHIT!
Now, since we know you pinch pennies harder than Scrooge McDuck’s ass, we’ll show you some good frugal tricks. Here are recipes to make the equivalents of several popular drinks at those frat boy parties you love to attend.
Crazy teenagers have perfect relationships for tragic endings
Today we shall add infusing to the list of excellent skills taught to you by we sages at De'Lunula.
Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.