Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Sometimes they taught us about engineering, sometimes they taught us about communication, and sometimes they taught us about vaginal health. Aliens are good people.
In fact, aliens (probably) taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas, as these illustrations prove. These gynecological gymnastics were published in the late 1800s in Germany. It is unclear how long the Germans sat on this wealth of vaginal calisthenics, but finally in 1895 an intrepid soul known only as Thure Brandt (probable pseudonym; he was Swedish after all) published this stuff.
The claim is that these sketches were drawn in this manner in ‘an attempt to de-sexualize the images,’ but that is easily refuted as these fucking aliens clearly have large, sexy butts. You can’t pull the wool over my eyes THAT easily!
There are many out there that would have you believe that aliens are not good people. They want you to think they are bad not-people. In fact, they want you to think they don’t exist at all! But that’s bullshit, and- well, I’m not going to list all the bits of definitive proof that exist out there. This article is about stretches that are good for your pubic region (I write about this shit a lot).
I, for one, hope the callipygian Greys come back in full force.
mmm dat extra-terrestrial ass tho
Madman, pseudo-psychologist, and itinerant mooch, Sebastian Stevenson is also a handsome Illyrian gentleman who wishes he owned a motorbike. Man, motorbikes are cool.
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