Cthulhu Is My Fetish
Some people are into knee-high socks and handcuffs and all that junk. But we're into getting our souls sucked dry by the most evil monstrosity in history.
Beware the foul, sinful knowledge of the… VEGANOMICON
Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.