Some people are into knee-high socks and handcuffs and all that junk. But we’re into getting our souls sucked dry by the most evil monstrosity in history. This video may be a little NSFW, unless you have a cool job like me (deep sea welding… it’s very dangerous, so someone pulling out a phallus and saying fuck is not unsafe by comparison).

This video was shown at the 5th Annual H.P. Lovecraft Birthday Bash at the Trunk Space!

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