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'To The Left,' the Old Dance Craze That's Not Sweeping the Nation

‘To The Left,’ the Old Dance Craze That’s Not Sweeping the Nation

You know what the Urkel, the Twist, the Shoulder Lean, the Stanky Leg, the YMCA and the Chicken Noodle Soup all have in common? Supreme suckitude. And yes, all those fucking idiotic crazes are 100% real — look them up yourself.
This Video Explains How Daylight Savings Time Causes Earthquakes

This Video Explains How Daylight Savings Time Causes Earthquakes

It's not rocket science — cause equals effect. And this video shows how Daylight Savings Time a.k.a. the most idiotic form of U.S policy since The New Deal is often (but not always) responsible for earthquakes.
Kali Uchis - 'Loner'

Kali Uchis – ‘Loner’

How is she so sexy, yet self-respecting? How is any of this possible?
Holly Herndon - Morning Sun

Holly Herndon – Morning Sun

Don't you just adore music videos with wastelands? Especially when the music sounds like a weathered cassette tape that disintegrates the moment you put in the last Sony Walkman® on earth, the last time music will be heard before the sun balloons supernova-style and every trace of humanity is evaporated...
A Berserk One-Minute Hormonal Freak Out in "One Minute Puberty" Short Film

A Berserk One-Minute Hormonal Freak Out in “One Minute Puberty” Short Film

If puberty didn't traumatize you, it's doubtful that it's happened to you yet. Flushing your brain with hormones, the nonsensical mood swings, the blood, all that hair...
Eulogy For Your Internet Fame

Eulogy For Your Internet Fame

You can finally let out all your secrets and the public will completely embrace you in their enthusiastic, mass media bear hug.