I had an uncle once. An uncle named Larry. Larry was a crazy man. He was an even crazier uncle. Larry was a cowboy. He didn’t play one in a movie. He was a shit kicker from Wyoming, though he was born in L.A. Anyone suggest he wasn’t a cowboy since he was from Cali, though, and he’d kick their teeth right out their mouth. In fact, one time he did just that, and split so he wouldn’t get thrown in the can. He went to Juarez and drank himself to death.
More bizarre music from de’Lunula:
Watch Gorky’s Super Weird, ‘Flintstones’-Themed Music Video for “Super Drunk”
Fresh Snow – ‘Don’t Fuck a Gift Horse in the Mouth’