At De’Lunula, we’ve discovered a simple way to stop the NSA from spying on you through your cell phone. Watch below.
Now, it isn’t news that the NSA has been tracking us, thanks to Edward Snowden (our lord and savior against the big government meanie perverts). One of the main methods, and probably the easiest method, is by tracking your cell phone. They can do this by tracing the signal between your phone and various cell towers, plotting a map of your whereabouts.
Though it seems like an impossible feat, we have a definitive, fool-proof way to keep the NSA from using your phone to follow your movements. It sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? But it is. And we’re here to show you the way! For free!
Just watch the video to find out more, and remember to check out our YewToob channel for more great and informational videos.
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