Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
Everyone knows of the revolution of 1776. You know, when Toriyama Sekien published the first volume of his book on all the famous monsters of Japan, Gazu Hyakki Yagyo.
I’m not going to make the jokes about dogs getting the munchies for Milk Bones. That’s stupid.
I swear to god, every single day another futuristic sci-fi idea gets destroyed by facts. I hate it.
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST EXTREME OF OLD TIME SPORTS? HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.
There are many, many styles of play, though there are very few teams; it is more or less a solo sport, like golf or blumpkins.
That’s not a joke; there is a summer camp for the childrens to learn about the ways of the Confederacy, since the northern scumbags that won the war are teaching a version of history that demonizes the noble Southern Man. You can’t even give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend they are legitimately...
Amidst all the normal “beat the heat” summer bullshit, I figured I’d give you a few tasty beverages that will keep your brain from boiling. Let’s jump right in, shall we?
Now, since we know you pinch pennies harder than Scrooge McDuck’s ass, we’ll show you some good frugal tricks. Here are recipes to make the equivalents of several popular drinks at those frat boy parties you love to attend.
So, in order to eliminate those pesky human libidos and show penance, they would whack off the attached bits of fruit. This meant pretty much anything that hangs -- for men, that's ballsacks and for women, that's boobies.
Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.