COMPLICATED THEORIES SUMMARIZED IN HAIKU
DARWIN’S THEORY OF EVOLUTION
The fittest make love
for children like their parents.
Tough luck, dinosaurs.
Complicated Marriages Summarized In Haiku
Crazy teenagers
have perfect relationships
for tragic endings
Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form
People need your rule
Rule them with a candy fist
Keep them smiling scared
No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note
“Do be do be do”
—Frank Sinatra (who never learned to play a single instrument)
