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DARWIN’S THEORY OF EVOLUTION
The fittest make love
for children like their parents.
Tough luck, dinosaurs.
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Crazy teenagers
have perfect relationships
for tragic endings
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People need your rule
Rule them with a candy fist
Keep them smiling scared
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“Do be do be do”
—Frank Sinatra (who never learned to play a single instrument)