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COMPLICATED THEORIES SUMMARIZED IN HAIKU

COMPLICATED THEORIES SUMMARIZED IN HAIKU

DARWIN’S THEORY OF EVOLUTION The fittest make love for children like their parents. Tough luck, dinosaurs.
Complicated Marriages Summarized In Haiku

Complicated Marriages Summarized In Haiku

Crazy teenagers have perfect relationships for tragic endings
Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

People need your rule Rule them with a candy fist Keep them smiling scared
No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note

No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note

“Do be do be do” —Frank Sinatra (who never learned to play a single instrument)