Beware the foul, sinful knowledge of the… VEGANOMICON
Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.
How to Identify Who’s Out to Get You at Work.
It is common knowledge that unless you work alone, someone is always out to get you. Here are some simple ways to keep on your toes about it.
Social Anxiety Report: sorry I can’t remember you sometimes
I can't help it. It feeds into my social anxiety and makes me never want to leave the house. What if I run into someone I should know, but can't pull them up in my brain-goo archives?
Eulogy For Your Internet Fame
You can finally let out all your secrets and the public will completely embrace you in their enthusiastic, mass media bear hug.
How I learned to stop worrying and love psychedelic drugs
Life, as much as drug abuse, benefits greatly from the virtue of delayed gratification, so as to most magnify the contrast between the altered state and reality itself. Otherwise, it becomes your subjective reality and loses its majesty.
Some Movie Ideas I’ve Had Lately
Guy buys a rickshaw and sells coleslaw door to door. Calls his business Rick's Slaw. Not the same as the others, but I like it.
There’s No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ
I'm an artist myself, responsible for at least 50 such wall hangings so far and may they all be used for toilet paper (should the need arise) before they ever inspire rudeness, greed and undue cruelty.
