Ethanol Dossier — Cold Drinks from a Cold Man
Amidst all the normal “beat the heat” summer bullshit, I figured I’d give you a few tasty beverages that will keep your brain from boiling. Let’s jump right in, shall we?
Ethanol Dossier– The Elixir of Youth
This elixir will detox your vitamin glands way more than your cold-press enema squeeze could ever hope to!
Ethanol Dossier — An AmeriCan in VietNam
While I was pondering those wicked times in the jungle, I decided to make a cocktail to soothe my nerves and tickle my traumatized palate.
Ethanol Dossier — The Almond Joy/Mounds Cocktail
It tastes exactly like liquified obscure Mars bars.
