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Happiness Is Overrated

Happiness Is Overrated

The bottles went from brown and clear to opaque orange. In other parts of the world kids are happy to have rice and water, our kids want to shoot up schools and put hamsters in the microwave.
So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.

So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.

Plain and simple, Spritz can't fucking do that. If it tried, you wouldn't be able to grasp it. It would be like showing you one pixel at a time from a high-res photo.
Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius

Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius

What the fuck does Denmark have against baby giraffes named Marius?
Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?

Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?

After months, “good hearted” protesting in Kiev have finally broken down as more fire and death cause the nation’s capitol to resemble an armed revolutionary power struggle.
There's No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ

There’s No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ

I'm an artist myself, responsible for at least 50 such wall hangings so far and may they all be used for toilet paper (should the need arise) before they ever inspire rudeness, greed and undue cruelty.
Phoenix's Proposed Senior Community Draws Outrage Over Ageism

Phoenix’s Proposed Senior Community Draws Outrage Over Ageism

Keep elderly people out of traffic: I feel that opening it will only more heavily congest that area.
No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note

No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note

“Do be do be do” —Frank Sinatra (who never learned to play a single instrument)
This Dope New Pope: New Model #266

This Dope New Pope: New Model #266

It's about due that the world got a pope that understands the maladies of society, what needs to be done and most importantly, what does not. This is absolutely amaze-balls except for one easily overlooked facet – it's horseshit!