How to Identify Who’s Out to Get You at Work.
It is common knowledge that unless you work alone, someone is always out to get you. Here are some simple ways to keep on your toes about it.
Ethanol Dossier– The Elixir of Youth
This elixir will detox your vitamin glands way more than your cold-press enema squeeze could ever hope to!
Ethanol Dossier — The McCarthy Cowboy
You will need one ounce of diced prickly pear fruit, pulled with your hand from a cactus in a country not lush yet rampant with unseen life. (Just kidding, go to Food City.)
Some Movie Ideas I’ve Had Lately
Guy buys a rickshaw and sells coleslaw door to door. Calls his business Rick's Slaw. Not the same as the others, but I like it.
Bubbles.
In your bubble, it is easy to be king. It is easy to be a good person and it is easy to make friends. It is difficult to be bored and rare that you are wrong.
Return of the Ketchup Messiah
Rather than step on the heads of the heretics, you must perform a miracle to assure them you’re the next goddamned son of the great condiment bar in the sky.
The Breakfast from Qlipnor
The cream of mushroom soup really helps cover up the strong ammonia odor from the eggs. You still have to hold your breath while eating it, otherwise you’ll probably die from a nosebleed.
A Quick Guide To Sex Addiction
First of all, a sex addict is a person just like you and me, no matter what anyone says. Many misconceptions put out by the media harm the image and dehumanize the typical sex addict. Shame on you, media and others.
‘Tried to spit in the soul, only got the face’ — 26 Poetic Russian SPAM Tweets
A cat has four legs: input, output, land, and food.
Social Anxiety Report: Terrible Messes And Heavenly Reverb
Afterward, I overanalyze every detail of what was said and wonder how exactly I could be so moronic, then consider how long it will be before I go outside again and wonder if I should apologize, but never do and hope that acquaintances just forgive me or won't find me intolerable or don't talk about...
Watch the Premiere of “ORANGES,” a horror film about fruit.
There's really not anything else to say about it. There's fruit. It's scary. Watch it below.
