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WTF Is A 'Hell Pig?' --- WikiHole

WTF Is A ‘Hell Pig?’ — WikiHole

These giant assholes not only look terrifying, they were mean motherfuckers.
Is Majoring In Journalism A Waste Of Time?

Is Majoring In Journalism A Waste Of Time?

Even though I haven't been interested in journalism in the past, should I still pursue it as a major?
'Tried to spit in the soul, only got the face' -- 26 Poetic Russian SPAM Tweets

‘Tried to spit in the soul, only got the face’ — 26 Poetic Russian SPAM Tweets

A cat has four legs: input, output, land, and food.
Social Anxiety Report: Terrible Messes And Heavenly Reverb

Social Anxiety Report: Terrible Messes And Heavenly Reverb

Afterward, I overanalyze every detail of what was said and wonder how exactly I could be so moronic, then consider how long it will be before I go outside again and wonder if I should apologize, but never do and hope that acquaintances just forgive me or won't find me intolerable or don't talk about...
PHIXATIVE: Ryan Buchanan's Minolta Mélange

PHIXATIVE: Ryan Buchanan’s Minolta Mélange

Ryan Buchanan is a dude with a mustache from Mesa, Arizona, who also shoots lots of film on Minolta. These pictures are like, cool and stuff.
We Have Undercover Footage Of The Illuminati... Sort Of

We Have Undercover Footage Of The Illuminati… Sort Of

Absolute proof that the Illuminati does exist and are, in fact, plotting against you and other normal, boring people.
PHIXATIVE -- Marija Majerle's Lonesome, Introverted Wilderness

PHIXATIVE — Marija Majerle’s Lonesome, Introverted Wilderness

Don't create an image because you think other people will like it. Make images that you like and figure out why.
Abandoniers! -- Dragonfleye Charter's Depressing Remains

Abandoniers! — Dragonfleye Charter’s Depressing Remains

Fast forward a few years, and the school was (not surprisingly) closed. It sat condemned for years and I drove by the empty shell often, until we got the bright idea to break in.
So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.

So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.

Plain and simple, Spritz can't fucking do that. If it tried, you wouldn't be able to grasp it. It would be like showing you one pixel at a time from a high-res photo.
PHIXATIVE -- Decayed Antique Cars From Devon Christopher Adams

PHIXATIVE — Decayed Antique Cars From Devon Christopher Adams

If you want to learn how to be a true film photography, you need to start with the basics. Photography is writing with light.
PHIXATIVE -- Portland's Robbie Augspurger's Vintage Portraits Will Melt Your Panties

PHIXATIVE — Portland’s Robbie Augspurger’s Vintage Portraits Will Melt Your Panties

"Photography is in the heart, not in the hand."
LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

Of course I click. Fuck you LinkedIn, for appealing to my base desires. Pride, greed, envy, selfishness. All these things are embedded beneath one stupid, desperate cry for attention from a motherfucking social media platform.