Mallevs — “Psychic Lines” Video Premiere
A nightmarish slurry of drowned insects, shredded fish scales and ghost faces, this is the kind of video that will keep you up at night.
So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.
Plain and simple, Spritz can't fucking do that. If it tried, you wouldn't be able to grasp it. It would be like showing you one pixel at a time from a high-res photo.
Why Arizona Should Legalize Weed, According To Rep. Ruben Gallego
Gallego believes that because for teens marijuana is far easier to obtain than alcohol , cannabis should be regulated likewise.
Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius
What the fuck does Denmark have against baby giraffes named Marius?
We Have Aerial Footage Of The Phoenix Welding Explosion Aftermath
What a weird day to wake up to a mushroom cloud.
Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?
After months, “good hearted” protesting in Kiev have finally broken down as more fire and death cause the nation’s capitol to resemble an armed revolutionary power struggle.
There’s No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ
I'm an artist myself, responsible for at least 50 such wall hangings so far and may they all be used for toilet paper (should the need arise) before they ever inspire rudeness, greed and undue cruelty.
Phoenix’s Proposed Senior Community Draws Outrage Over Ageism
Keep elderly people out of traffic: I feel that opening it will only more heavily congest that area.
Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form
People need your rule
Rule them with a candy fist
Keep them smiling scared
My Life As A Corporate Shill Ain’t So Bad
We all want to fuck each other, I think. I want to fuck my boss, and also her boss. She'd do it if it weren't for her pesky children and mortgage. At work we can make all the vague innuendos we want, and alcoholism is a vice accepted with a knowing wink. I told all...
How To Make Ketchup Soup So You Don’t Starve In The Apocalypse
If done right (wrong?) your soup will look as appetizing as this.
Ethanol Dossier — The Blueberry Peach Cobbler
It is a drink based upon a delicious dish I encountered in the northeastern portion of our country, specifically in the outskirts of Philadelphia.
