Up is a Relative Direction Based on Perspective in Hyperbolic Three Dimensional Spin
Time is a funny thing. Clocks tick clock-wise for a reason, didn’t you know?
We Have Undercover Footage Of The Illuminati… Sort Of
Absolute proof that the Illuminati does exist and are, in fact, plotting against you and other normal, boring people.
The Greatest Concert Venue Of All Time Is In Phoenix.
We crossed the threshold into glorious gothic chaos. Leather and chains abounded. Withering white-haired men dragged by leashes affixed to their nipples, pulled by obese vaudevillian women in corsets. Yes, plural.
Phoenix Has Its Own Superhero And He’s Totally Awesome.
The 42 year old L.A. transplant dresses in all black and refuses to be photographed. He wears a mask when he paints live to hide his identity.
Sir Charles Barkley Is The Tom Clancy of Basketball
One of the greatest pieces of fiction in my library and one of the finest pieces of b-ball detective fiction ever written by man is undoubtedly Sir Charles Barkley and the Referee Murders.
Apocalyptic Desserts You Can Make Using Rotten Apples And Mexican Candy
Alternatively, if you and your partner are fed up by the lack of dessert and you’re both tired of living a sham of a life in the post-apocalyptic world, then do this: take some bread, soak it in anti freeze, and heartily consume. Antifreeze is quite sweet, and that will help when the kidney failure...
Abandoniers! — Dragonfleye Charter’s Depressing Remains
Fast forward a few years, and the school was (not surprisingly) closed. It sat condemned for years and I drove by the empty shell often, until we got the bright idea to break in.
So Spritz Can Help You Read Faster. Big Whoop.
Plain and simple, Spritz can't fucking do that. If it tried, you wouldn't be able to grasp it. It would be like showing you one pixel at a time from a high-res photo.
How Are Drugs, Greed And Digital Thefts Shaping The Future Of Virtual Currencies?
Months have passed since IT specialist Ross William Ulbricht was arrested early one rainy October morning, charged with running history’s most successful online drug marketplace, The Silk Road.
Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius
What the fuck does Denmark have against baby giraffes named Marius?
Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?
After months, “good hearted” protesting in Kiev have finally broken down as more fire and death cause the nation’s capitol to resemble an armed revolutionary power struggle.
