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Seven Digital Poems

Seven Digital Poems

Upon a layer of clouded rain-blue, smattered on top a charcoal coat, the gaunt and thin and shadowy shape of a man arose like smoke...
How to prevent misunderstanding while communicating when stressed[edit]

How to prevent misunderstanding while communicating when stressed[edit]

By following the above techniques and guidelines, the chance of a miscommunication in a conversation will decrease. CTRL+C, CTRL+V.
Get Traumatized Learning About Traumatic Insemination! --- WikiHole

Get Traumatized Learning About Traumatic Insemination! — WikiHole

goddamn aren’t bugs fucked up tho.
Memes Are Stupid -- Do Banks Steal From You?

Memes Are Stupid — Do Banks Steal From You?

Memes are idiotic in general, but the worst memes are vaguely political or scientific in some manner.
Don't Let The Penis-Faced Saiga Antelope Die From The Sniffles -- WikiHole

Don’t Let The Penis-Faced Saiga Antelope Die From The Sniffles — WikiHole

Imagine ol weiner nose here drooling snot everywhere. Just gallons and gallons of snot dripping all over, everywhere, it won't stop, it just keeps frothing and drooling and collecting dirt and it's the red-green-orange kind of phlegm just discharging and ejecting from the Willy Nostrils.
WTF Is A 'Hell Pig?' --- WikiHole

WTF Is A ‘Hell Pig?’ — WikiHole

These giant assholes not only look terrifying, they were mean motherfuckers.
Is Majoring In Journalism A Waste Of Time?

Is Majoring In Journalism A Waste Of Time?

Even though I haven't been interested in journalism in the past, should I still pursue it as a major?
'Tried to spit in the soul, only got the face' -- 26 Poetic Russian SPAM Tweets

‘Tried to spit in the soul, only got the face’ — 26 Poetic Russian SPAM Tweets

A cat has four legs: input, output, land, and food.
LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

Of course I click. Fuck you LinkedIn, for appealing to my base desires. Pride, greed, envy, selfishness. All these things are embedded beneath one stupid, desperate cry for attention from a motherfucking social media platform.
Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

People need your rule Rule them with a candy fist Keep them smiling scared
My Life As A Corporate Shill Ain't So Bad

My Life As A Corporate Shill Ain’t So Bad

We all want to fuck each other, I think. I want to fuck my boss, and also her boss. She'd do it if it weren't for her pesky children and mortgage. At work we can make all the vague innuendos we want, and alcoholism is a vice accepted with a knowing wink. I told all...