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Watch These Cam Girls' Stuffed Animals Give Existential Rants in 'Protein Shake'

Watch These Cam Girls’ Stuffed Animals Give Existential Rants in ‘Protein Shake’

Someone put mouths on the teddy bears that cam girls often have in their rooms and made them rant about existence, Satanism, how human beings are nothing but cattle to higher intelligence and other trippy ass shit. Be sure to smoke some salvia first.
Guns, Tuition, & Fear:  Considering an International Student Perspective

Guns, Tuition, & Fear: Considering an International Student Perspective

The international students I teach were scared. These horrific murders would scare anyone, but imagine confronting these realities as an outsider here, without a support system and with little understanding of why this keeps happening in the country you’ve chosen to call home for four years ... Why do we always choose the easiest path...
Things Elon Musk Could Try to Land a Rocket on Next

Things Elon Musk Could Try to Land a Rocket on Next

We have some good ideas for spaaaaaace.
Top 5 Things You Really Don’t Care About But The Title Is Fucking Catchy So You’ll Waste 20 Minutes Anyway

Top 5 Things You Really Don’t Care About But The Title Is Fucking Catchy So You’ll Waste 20 Minutes Anyway

Anything to liberate you from the lackluster task of sitting in an office, staring at a computer screen for eight hours. And now you're stuck in that beautiful limbo of useless, attractive information saturation that you will promptly forget on the train ride home.

Christmas Carols w/ Meat Pounding

Here's a 'Christmassy candy for the holiday season' -- some video of a guy smashing meat to the tune of X-Mess carols. That's all you need from us at de'Lunula. Happy Christmas.
'To The Left,' the Old Dance Craze That's Not Sweeping the Nation

‘To The Left,’ the Old Dance Craze That’s Not Sweeping the Nation

You know what the Urkel, the Twist, the Shoulder Lean, the Stanky Leg, the YMCA and the Chicken Noodle Soup all have in common? Supreme suckitude. And yes, all those fucking idiotic crazes are 100% real — look them up yourself.
That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics

That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics

Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
What Will Black Friday Become When We No Longer Need It?

What Will Black Friday Become When We No Longer Need It?

The irony of immediately following a reverent day set aside for family and gratefulness with a day filled with consumerism and greed is lost on many. But it’s not enough for the chaos to remain self-contained.
The Emoji: Old News??

The Emoji: Old News??

Many people are making quite a to-do over emoji, one of the OED’s new words of the year, but it’s time to face the facts, people: emojis are not new, not by a long shot.
The Weirdest and Bestest Things We Saw at Grand Avenue Fest

The Weirdest and Bestest Things We Saw at Grand Avenue Fest

This year was one of the bestest fests Grand Avenue has seen, so even if it's all Starbucks and Urban Outfitters in a decade or so, it sure was pretty while it lasted. Here's proof.
Anatomy of 21st Century Terrorism Coverage

Anatomy of 21st Century Terrorism Coverage

MEDIA: Check out these photos of people all around the world showing solidarity with France and a willingness to do whatever Hollande says should be done, like, say, invading Syria. Everyone in the whole world seems to be saying we should invade Syria, just look at these photos if you don't believe how much we...
This Video Explains How Daylight Savings Time Causes Earthquakes

This Video Explains How Daylight Savings Time Causes Earthquakes

It's not rocket science — cause equals effect. And this video shows how Daylight Savings Time a.k.a. the most idiotic form of U.S policy since The New Deal is often (but not always) responsible for earthquakes.