That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics
Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
The Revolutionary Grotesque Monsters of 1776 Japan
Everyone knows of the revolution of 1776. You know, when Toriyama Sekien published the first volume of his book on all the famous monsters of Japan, Gazu Hyakki Yagyo.
What Dogs Think About While High on Cannabis (Canineabis)
I’m not going to make the jokes about dogs getting the munchies for Milk Bones. That’s stupid.
CHERNOBYL UPDATE: Mutants Are Not Rampaging, Not Eliminating Mankind
I swear to god, every single day another futuristic sci-fi idea gets destroyed by facts. I hate it.
How to Prevent the NSA from Spying on Your Phone
We have a definitive, fool-proof way to keep the NSA from using your phone to follow your movements. It sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it is. And we're here to show you the way! For free!
WikiHole – Time to Pound Pavement, Friends
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST EXTREME OF OLD TIME SPORTS? HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.
On Grabbing Ass: A Delightful Game For Oldentyme Gentlemen
There are many, many styles of play, though there are very few teams; it is more or less a solo sport, like golf or blumpkins.
Keep Your Kids Straight and Patriotic by Sending Them to Camp
That’s not a joke; there is a summer camp for the childrens to learn about the ways of the Confederacy, since the northern scumbags that won the war are teaching a version of history that demonizes the noble Southern Man. You can’t even give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend they are legitimately...
Ethanol Dossier — Cold Drinks from a Cold Man
Amidst all the normal “beat the heat” summer bullshit, I figured I’d give you a few tasty beverages that will keep your brain from boiling. Let’s jump right in, shall we?
Ethanol Dossier- Infusion, Round 2!
Now, since we know you pinch pennies harder than Scrooge McDuck’s ass, we’ll show you some good frugal tricks. Here are recipes to make the equivalents of several popular drinks at those frat boy parties you love to attend.
WikiHole – C’mon Everyone! Let’s Get Castrated!
So, in order to eliminate those pesky human libidos and show penance, they would whack off the attached bits of fruit. This meant pretty much anything that hangs -- for men, that's ballsacks and for women, that's boobies.
Ethanol Dossier- The Delightful Art of Alcohol Infusion
Today we shall add infusing to the list of excellent skills taught to you by we sages at De'Lunula.
