There’s No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ
I'm an artist myself, responsible for at least 50 such wall hangings so far and may they all be used for toilet paper (should the need arise) before they ever inspire rudeness, greed and undue cruelty.
PHIXATIVE — Portland’s Robbie Augspurger’s Vintage Portraits Will Melt Your Panties
"Photography is in the heart, not in the hand."
LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.
Of course I click. Fuck you LinkedIn, for appealing to my base desires. Pride, greed, envy, selfishness. All these things are embedded beneath one stupid, desperate cry for attention from a motherfucking social media platform.
PHIXATIVE — Joe Obima’s Faded Amerika
Hailing from D.C., Joe Obima aims his 35mm camera at whatever bizarre subjects pass him by, hoping to "express a beautiful world full of spontaneity [that is] contiguous to one another."
Ethanol Dossier — An AmeriCan in VietNam
While I was pondering those wicked times in the jungle, I decided to make a cocktail to soothe my nerves and tickle my traumatized palate.
Abandoniers! — The Coke-Fueled, Anarchist Spray Paint Fracas
Steven started blowing out bits of blood in his nose into my sink. I asked if he was OK. He replied, Oh, it’s just the coke.
PHIXATIVE — Dimitri Karakostas’ Playground Mob
Brooklyn's Dimitri Karakostas gets around. His scratchy negatives are like the beatup, bleeding kids rolling on skateboards through suburban wastelands. And in the process of getting washed in all that grim, grease and grit, there's a lot of self-discovery.
No Talent? No Problem! How to Shit Music When You Can’t Fart A Note
“Do be do be do”
—Frank Sinatra (who never learned to play a single instrument)
How To Make Ketchup Soup So You Don’t Starve In The Apocalypse
If done right (wrong?) your soup will look as appetizing as this.
Abandoniers! — War Is Hell, And So Was This Deserted Veteran’s Home
The eeriness only added to the suspense of getting caught by the cops, but I even felt a bit sad thinking how this is where these so-called American heroes wound up.
This Dope New Pope: New Model #266
It's about due that the world got a pope that understands the maladies of society, what needs to be done and most importantly, what does not. This is absolutely amaze-balls except for one easily overlooked facet – it's horseshit!
Ethanol Dossier — The Blueberry Peach Cobbler
It is a drink based upon a delicious dish I encountered in the northeastern portion of our country, specifically in the outskirts of Philadelphia.
