Top 5 Things You Really Don’t Care About But The Title Is Fucking Catchy So You’ll Waste 20 Minutes Anyway
Anything to liberate you from the lackluster task of sitting in an office, staring at a computer screen for eight hours. And now you're stuck in that beautiful limbo of useless, attractive information saturation that you will promptly forget on the train ride home.
The Bright Light Social Hour – ‘Space Is Still the Place’
As long as I've been paying attention, there has NEVER been a bad year in music. Some years are better than others, but no years are bad.
Christmas Carols w/ Meat Pounding
Here's a 'Christmassy candy for the holiday season' -- some video of a guy smashing meat to the tune of X-Mess carols. That's all you need from us at de'Lunula. Happy Christmas.
The Thrill is Never Gone with Thrill Kill Kult
This extraordinary concoction they brew makes for one helluva spectacular show while ensuring a rag-tag horde of a cult following for them over all these years.
‘To The Left,’ the Old Dance Craze That’s Not Sweeping the Nation
You know what the Urkel, the Twist, the Shoulder Lean, the Stanky Leg, the YMCA and the Chicken Noodle Soup all have in common? Supreme suckitude. And yes, all those fucking idiotic crazes are 100% real — look them up yourself.
That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics
Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
What Will Black Friday Become When We No Longer Need It?
The irony of immediately following a reverent day set aside for family and gratefulness with a day filled with consumerism and greed is lost on many. But it’s not enough for the chaos to remain self-contained.
The Twisted Humor of ‘Evil Dead: The Musical’ Splattered Mesa
The tale kicks off with your typical teens/young adults driving through the woods on a delightful, sunny day in cutesy, cartoonish fashion while they hilariously splatter a happy, little rabbit. This pretty much sets the precedent of the black humor we should expect from this throwback to late '70s/early '80s horror.
The Emoji: Old News??
Many people are making quite a to-do over emoji, one of the OED’s new words of the year, but it’s time to face the facts, people: emojis are not new, not by a long shot.
