That Time Aliens Taught the Germans Gynecological Gymnastics
Ok, so we all know that aliens taught barbaric humans all kinds of advanced knowledge to help further them in the quest known as life. Aliens also taught the Germans everything they need to know about vaginas.
The Emoji: Old News??
Many people are making quite a to-do over emoji, one of the OED’s new words of the year, but it’s time to face the facts, people: emojis are not new, not by a long shot.
This Video Explains How Daylight Savings Time Causes Earthquakes
It's not rocket science — cause equals effect. And this video shows how Daylight Savings Time a.k.a. the most idiotic form of U.S policy since The New Deal is often (but not always) responsible for earthquakes.
How to Prevent the NSA from Spying on Your Phone
We have a definitive, fool-proof way to keep the NSA from using your phone to follow your movements. It sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it is. And we're here to show you the way! For free!
On Grabbing Ass: A Delightful Game For Oldentyme Gentlemen
There are many, many styles of play, though there are very few teams; it is more or less a solo sport, like golf or blumpkins.
COMPLICATED THEORIES SUMMARIZED IN HAIKU
DARWIN’S THEORY OF EVOLUTION
The fittest make love
for children like their parents.
Tough luck, dinosaurs.
Holy Shit Super Mario Bros. Came Out 30 Years Ago Who Gives A Shit Idiots That’s Who
It is September 13th, 2015 and Super Mario Bros. came out on September 13th, 1985. That is exactly 30 years! I AM ON TIME FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE WITH THIS POINTLESS SHIT!
Wait it’s September 12th?? Oh shi– We forgot to never forget 9/11!
Unlike many who seized the ripe opportunity to bring attention to themselves on a day representative of death, war and the lingering smell of burnt flesh, we did not.
Ethanol Dossier- Infusion, Round 2!
Now, since we know you pinch pennies harder than Scrooge McDuck’s ass, we’ll show you some good frugal tricks. Here are recipes to make the equivalents of several popular drinks at those frat boy parties you love to attend.
Complicated Marriages Summarized In Haiku
Crazy teenagers
have perfect relationships
for tragic endings
Ethanol Dossier- The Delightful Art of Alcohol Infusion
Today we shall add infusing to the list of excellent skills taught to you by we sages at De'Lunula.
Beware the foul, sinful knowledge of the… VEGANOMICON
Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.
