That Time I Found An Owl Walking Around Phoenix
You can find a lot of weird shit on the streets of Phoenix.
No Volcano — “New York Drugstore” (Video Premiere)
de'Lunula Media is proud to present our latest music video, featuring psychedelic disco heads, cross-dressers reading poetry backwards, and telephones.
Up is a Relative Direction Based on Perspective in Hyperbolic Three Dimensional Spin
Time is a funny thing. Clocks tick clock-wise for a reason, didn’t you know?
A Few Lessons We Shouldn’t Forget From Ferguson
My initial reaction was shock and appall at what appeared merciless and to some extent surreal, at least in the behavior of the black gentleman; even being familiar with the not uncommon method of suicide known as “death by cops."
The Greatest Concert Venue Of All Time Is In Phoenix.
We crossed the threshold into glorious gothic chaos. Leather and chains abounded. Withering white-haired men dragged by leashes affixed to their nipples, pulled by obese vaudevillian women in corsets. Yes, plural.
A Few Thoughts on Morrissey’s “World Peace is None of Your Business”
Morrisey, reigning king of mope-rock, has a new record out! To celebrate this glorious occasion, local art-punk provocateur Andy Warpigs has taken the time to record his first impression of each song as he heard them for the first time.
Phoenix Has Its Own Superhero And He’s Totally Awesome.
The 42 year old L.A. transplant dresses in all black and refuses to be photographed. He wears a mask when he paints live to hide his identity.
Sir Charles Barkley Is The Tom Clancy of Basketball
One of the greatest pieces of fiction in my library and one of the finest pieces of b-ball detective fiction ever written by man is undoubtedly Sir Charles Barkley and the Referee Murders.
Happiness Is Overrated
The bottles went from brown and clear to opaque orange. In other parts of the world kids are happy to have rice and water, our kids want to shoot up schools and put hamsters in the microwave.
We Gave Travis James Bath Salts For Some Reason
While shooting for an upcoming video with Andy Warpigs, we stumbled upon a Bath Salts stash from 2011, assumed to be MDPV or mephedrone.
Andy Warpigs — “Coke N Smokes” Video Premiere
Andy Warpigs, Arizona's most eccentric guitar punk hero, releases new music video for "Coke N Smokes," featuring an alcoholic, unemployed luchador who fights Roy Orbison's ghost with a shovel.
Apocalyptic Desserts You Can Make Using Rotten Apples And Mexican Candy
Alternatively, if you and your partner are fed up by the lack of dessert and you’re both tired of living a sham of a life in the post-apocalyptic world, then do this: take some bread, soak it in anti freeze, and heartily consume. Antifreeze is quite sweet, and that will help when the kidney failure...
