The Weirdest and Bestest Things We Saw at Grand Avenue Fest
This year was one of the bestest fests Grand Avenue has seen, so even if it's all Starbucks and Urban Outfitters in a decade or so, it sure was pretty while it lasted. Here's proof.
Trent Reznor vs. Nick Cave — What Makes Brooding So Appealing?
While dwelling has made the comparison seem absurd, they do occupy the same or adjacent space in my mind, so contrasting them is inevitable. In so doing, I have fleshed out for myself what it is that I love about each of them individually.
How to Prevent the NSA from Spying on Your Phone
We have a definitive, fool-proof way to keep the NSA from using your phone to follow your movements. It sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it is. And we're here to show you the way! For free!
Keep Your Kids Straight and Patriotic by Sending Them to Camp
That’s not a joke; there is a summer camp for the childrens to learn about the ways of the Confederacy, since the northern scumbags that won the war are teaching a version of history that demonizes the noble Southern Man. You can’t even give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend they are legitimately...
Holy Shit Super Mario Bros. Came Out 30 Years Ago Who Gives A Shit Idiots That’s Who
It is September 13th, 2015 and Super Mario Bros. came out on September 13th, 1985. That is exactly 30 years! I AM ON TIME FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE WITH THIS POINTLESS SHIT!
‘Creatures 2’ Will Haunt Your Dreams
We sat down with NXOEED, the artist who curated Creatures 2, to ask him what was up. Our interview was so good we only needed to ask two questions. Look, we also have some selections of artwork too. Gawk at it.
Ethanol Dossier — Cold Drinks from a Cold Man
Amidst all the normal “beat the heat” summer bullshit, I figured I’d give you a few tasty beverages that will keep your brain from boiling. Let’s jump right in, shall we?
Ethanol Dossier- Infusion, Round 2!
Now, since we know you pinch pennies harder than Scrooge McDuck’s ass, we’ll show you some good frugal tricks. Here are recipes to make the equivalents of several popular drinks at those frat boy parties you love to attend.
Abandoniers! / Feat. / Soc. / Truth.
Abandoniers! — Who Wants to Buy Santa Claus, AZ? Nobody.
By the time I arrived at Santa Claus, little remained to indicate that it was once a destination, or for that matter, anything at all.
Five Reasons Why Arizona Should Drain Tempe Town Lake
Seriously, the water is disgusting. No one can even swim in it. You can rent an expensive fucking boat to go around in a circle or you just watch it from the "Tempe Beach Park" which is like some sand and some fucking benches. It's hardly a beach.
Ethanol Dossier / Farce. / Nil. / Soc.
Ethanol Dossier- The Delightful Art of Alcohol Infusion
Today we shall add infusing to the list of excellent skills taught to you by we sages at De'Lunula.