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No Volcano's 'Take My Chances' Is Our Grossest Music Video Yet (Premiere)

No Volcano’s ‘Take My Chances’ Is Our Grossest Music Video Yet (Premiere)

"This video is a statement about Obamacare and healthcare in Amerika," says Troy before sheepishly admitting, "not really, but if I say that maybe some conservative weblog will repost it."
"Paterson" Takes Us On A Tour Through A Working Artist's Life

“Paterson” Takes Us On A Tour Through A Working Artist’s Life

We took the scenic route on "Paterson", Jim Jarmusch's magic bus of a movie.... and our critic liked what he saw.
"Cameraperson" Gives Us A Fractured Lens To View Life

“Cameraperson” Gives Us A Fractured Lens To View Life

Our reviewer takes a look at Kirsten Johnson's stunning new documentary "Cameraperson", an intense look at the thin line between journalist and voyeur.
Donald P. Lovecraft, Or, The Doom That Came To Manhattan

Donald P. Lovecraft, Or, The Doom That Came To Manhattan

Doesn't Donald Trump seem like a fucking nightmare? A strange apparition that has long haunted our souls but is only now gaining power? Well, The Klute certainly feels that way.
Absurd Gore, Unflattering Nudity, and Lots of Grease in 'The Greasy Strangler'

Absurd Gore, Unflattering Nudity, and Lots of Grease in ‘The Greasy Strangler’

The wonderful thing about being an unknown indie director in the movie industry is you have limitless potential to achieve the true creative vision of your film. Hosking’s visions are fucking disgusting.
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Five Reasons Why Arizona Should Drain Tempe Town Lake

Five Reasons Why Arizona Should Drain Tempe Town Lake

Seriously, the water is disgusting. No one can even swim in it. You can rent an expensive fucking boat to go around in a circle or you just watch it from the "Tempe Beach Park" which is like some sand and some fucking benches. It's hardly a beach.
Ethanol Dossier- The Delightful Art of Alcohol Infusion

Ethanol Dossier- The Delightful Art of Alcohol Infusion

Today we shall add infusing to the list of excellent skills taught to you by we sages at De'Lunula.
WikiHole — What Up, Phoenix

WikiHole — What Up, Phoenix

I’m sitting here, having just wasted three hours only to remind myself how little I actually know about anything. I’m in awe, once again, at the cyclic nature of humanity, how little has really changed when it comes down to it, and how knowledge is so beautiful.
Beware the foul, sinful knowledge of the... VEGANOMICON

Beware the foul, sinful knowledge of the… VEGANOMICON

Horrible screams of elder knowledge screeched forth and try as I might, I could not close it. Deafening, terrifying names belched for from the book in unknowable tongues; I can remember but a few for I fainted away within a minute.
How to Identify Who’s Out to Get You at Work.

How to Identify Who’s Out to Get You at Work.

It is common knowledge that unless you work alone, someone is always out to get you. Here are some simple ways to keep on your toes about it.
On Blast: Your Favorite Music Wouldn't Exist Without This Music

On Blast: Your Favorite Music Wouldn’t Exist Without This Music

Rock would not exist without blues. Blues would not exist without slavery. Racial inequality would not exist without white people. If that’s the way you justify the belief that rock ‘n roll was birthed by The White Man, well, then shit, I can’t really argue with that logic.
Another Goodwill, Another 32mb SD Card

Another Goodwill, Another 32mb SD Card

Somewhere between the millions of years it took these grand canyons to form and what would appear to be the year 2047 there is, the horseman.
Ethanol Dossier-- The Elixir of Youth

Ethanol Dossier– The Elixir of Youth

This elixir will detox your vitamin glands way more than your cold-press enema squeeze could ever hope to!

Girl Band – “Paul”

Do people in animal costumes always make you sad for some unexplainable reason? Then maybe you should watch this video anyway, overcome your irrational sadness triggers.
Social Anxiety Report: sorry I can't remember you sometimes

Social Anxiety Report: sorry I can’t remember you sometimes

I can't help it. It feeds into my social anxiety and makes me never want to leave the house. What if I run into someone I should know, but can't pull them up in my brain-goo archives?
Ten Poems

Ten Poems

When I screamed, it became real.
On Blast: Pappo's Blues Volumen One

On Blast: Pappo’s Blues Volumen One

I know there are people who like '80s metal a lot. There are enough of them that every single radio station has to play a Motorhead song at least once a day, or else the FCC will shut them down. It’s the law. Thanks, Obama.