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No Volcano's 'Take My Chances' Is Our Grossest Music Video Yet (Premiere)

No Volcano’s ‘Take My Chances’ Is Our Grossest Music Video Yet (Premiere)

"This video is a statement about Obamacare and healthcare in Amerika," says Troy before sheepishly admitting, "not really, but if I say that maybe some conservative weblog will repost it."
"Paterson" Takes Us On A Tour Through A Working Artist's Life

“Paterson” Takes Us On A Tour Through A Working Artist’s Life

We took the scenic route on "Paterson", Jim Jarmusch's magic bus of a movie.... and our critic liked what he saw.
"Cameraperson" Gives Us A Fractured Lens To View Life

“Cameraperson” Gives Us A Fractured Lens To View Life

Our reviewer takes a look at Kirsten Johnson's stunning new documentary "Cameraperson", an intense look at the thin line between journalist and voyeur.
Donald P. Lovecraft, Or, The Doom That Came To Manhattan

Donald P. Lovecraft, Or, The Doom That Came To Manhattan

Doesn't Donald Trump seem like a fucking nightmare? A strange apparition that has long haunted our souls but is only now gaining power? Well, The Klute certainly feels that way.
Absurd Gore, Unflattering Nudity, and Lots of Grease in 'The Greasy Strangler'

Absurd Gore, Unflattering Nudity, and Lots of Grease in ‘The Greasy Strangler’

The wonderful thing about being an unknown indie director in the movie industry is you have limitless potential to achieve the true creative vision of your film. Hosking’s visions are fucking disgusting.
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Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius

Denmark Apparently Hates All Giraffes Named Marius

What the fuck does Denmark have against baby giraffes named Marius?
We Have Aerial Footage Of The Phoenix Welding Explosion Aftermath

We Have Aerial Footage Of The Phoenix Welding Explosion Aftermath

What a weird day to wake up to a mushroom cloud.
Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?

Why Is Kiev A Nightmare Right Now?

After months, “good hearted” protesting in Kiev have finally broken down as more fire and death cause the nation’s capitol to resemble an armed revolutionary power struggle.
There's No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ

There’s No Such Thing As Priceless Artifacts, or, Why Lazlo Toth Might Not Be The Anti-Christ

I'm an artist myself, responsible for at least 50 such wall hangings so far and may they all be used for toilet paper (should the need arise) before they ever inspire rudeness, greed and undue cruelty.
PHIXATIVE -- Portland's Robbie Augspurger's Vintage Portraits Will Melt Your Panties

PHIXATIVE — Portland’s Robbie Augspurger’s Vintage Portraits Will Melt Your Panties

"Photography is in the heart, not in the hand."
LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

LinkedIn is as Jealous and Insecure as my Ex-Girlfriend.

Of course I click. Fuck you LinkedIn, for appealing to my base desires. Pride, greed, envy, selfishness. All these things are embedded beneath one stupid, desperate cry for attention from a motherfucking social media platform.
I Love You From The Bottom of My Liver -- On Organs And Romance

I Love You From The Bottom of My Liver — On Organs And Romance

So, dear readers, before you commence sqwoobling under the sheets tonight, consider which organ it is exactly that secretes all that love.
PHIXATIVE -- Joe Obima's Faded Amerika

PHIXATIVE — Joe Obima’s Faded Amerika

Hailing from D.C., Joe Obima aims his 35mm camera at whatever bizarre subjects pass him by, hoping to "express a beautiful world full of spontaneity [that is] contiguous to one another."
Phoenix's Proposed Senior Community Draws Outrage Over Ageism

Phoenix’s Proposed Senior Community Draws Outrage Over Ageism

Keep elderly people out of traffic: I feel that opening it will only more heavily congest that area.
Ethanol Dossier -- An AmeriCan in VietNam

Ethanol Dossier — An AmeriCan in VietNam

While I was pondering those wicked times in the jungle, I decided to make a cocktail to soothe my nerves and tickle my traumatized palate.
Abandoniers! -- Disgusting Leftovers from Lone Star Steakhouse

Abandoniers! — Disgusting Leftovers from Lone Star Steakhouse

Between you and me, judging by the horribleness and the age of the fecal matter, these stains could have come from someone who had just eaten at Lone Star.
Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

Complicated Books Summarized in Haiku Form

People need your rule Rule them with a candy fist Keep them smiling scared